Title: its awesome but scary. lets see while it lasts

oh man i am so worried...
its front layout fornt somers tmr and frontsoemr twist wtp. and not just that backlayout twist/to front saltos.
and beam front saltos and wtheck can cartwheel back somer. has been okay but hitting my head on the beam sure won't be pretty. i will leave blood stains on it omg.
and yeah i am apnickign as usual. you know me only too well.

its 12 am now doign sspt and that stupid chinese pt. my hols hw are mostly finished yeah! and maths remedial on fri cancelled.
its good and bad.
no maths for a day
i need to learn logarithms. (logs) argh howhowhow?? sighs my life is becoming more of a mess now that i am growing older. and my hse is quiet everyone is slpign i am typing. creepy... anw i gtg slp soon. big eyebags and dark eye circles and eye spot.

but i am swimming tmr hope i still can do it and train my stamina yeah:( worried...
i tend to fail at most things.

I AM SUPER TIRED! BUT GYM OUTING TODAY WAS SUPER FUN! :D
RGGYMisthe<3


welll, i had the stupid bloody shoody math rmemdial i had to go for ytd in sch and the security guard was being a total annoyance. i told him i was gonna look for my fren b4 coming back in. HE THOUHGT I WANTED TO SNEAK IN. how stupid...cos of that all H1N1 thing. i wanna have extended june hols then i can work on my silly pts..hmph, my hols are like drained so much work to do..my math tcher asked me why i was so quiet. cos i know how to do what. and its like my better and more favourite topic so yeah.

and anw, i met emily and dayna at jurong east mrt station(: and we took bus176 from Jurong Library busstop. 12 stops. lols. and the bloody airscon above leaked. heng i dint put my fishballs there. yucks. argh. WE went to West Coast Park. RATHER NEAR MY HOUSE THOUHgha. hiyah.

Then i had mini picnic at WCP! The rest had finished eating lah. ( i missed it.) D: They initially went to play at the flying fox place and the pyramid thing but the sand was like SUPER HOT so they were running across the sand screaming 'HOTT!!!!' like some crazy people. But it started raining so we found shelter under this white tent thing in the middle of nowhere with nice awesome chairs. can rest yeah(: SMART. And I still got wet. Scavenger hunt was quite fun though. WE had a lot of fun. looking for stuff while i ate cos i came late rmb? yeah but i still joined them. and cos we are group D its yellow(: so we used the sunny yellow banana song. It goes like this...
We're a sunny yellow(point hengyeng) banana group!
(spilt yr arms like peeling banana)
We are really awesome and VERY COOLLL. hahah the L across the face. ROFL.
xinyi.karen.jolene.hengyeng.gillian.(we do whatever we want)
Then, do that moving down thingy.LALALALALALA. da-da. da-da.
HEH. ONE CHEER BUT AWESOME. BETTER THAN THE SWIM BANANNA SWIM SWIM BANANA, RUN BANANA, RUN RUN BANANA. LOLS. silly much.

I like felly's group's lame cheer haha. Gwen! *clap x4*Etinne! *clap x4*Felly! *clap x4*Kelly! *clap x4*A B C D who's the best?Group B Group B we're the best!We're B-eautifulBecause we are B-eing coolAnd you ate our B-eehoon(oops forgot the last line! XD) omg. the beehoon part had us and the rest of the seniors going wtpong.

The first part sounds familiar right! I know they're not very creative XD
school cheer. north south east west. lols.
But their last 4 lines were pretty original!

Then we went to Emily's condo! And fel went swimming in the shirt Cheryl lent me and hot pink FBTs from Lisa XD. SHE got pushed into the pool by Yingxin! i am a so called weak swimmer so cnt push hor. And the horrible security guard chased them and fel out of the pool cos they wasn't wearing swimming costume but she jumped in once he left. hehs. I bet he's a perv lor want to stare at girls wearing swimming costumes, especially those revealing kind like Kelly's. and yingxin was really nice. taught me how to siwm and NOW I REALLY KNOW HOW TO SWIM PROPERLY(: hhaha. i love it. finally its been 14 years alr. like it was good i could keep swimming and i learnt to supposedly trap water and float. (: YAY. hahha and breathe underwater and camwhore too in really spastic positions. somersaults in the water. it runs up yr nose but its relaly FUN! i love it so much. i am gonna swim again soon(:I hope i don't mess up and can keep swimming again though and then jump into the pool then(:

HAHA THE WATER BALLET! So fun and retarded! My (AWESOME)Juniors choreo-ed a super funny routine XD

-the flower thing!-lift kelly up!-the backward wave thing!-the side wave thing!-3 people pyramid!-the weird oompa-loompa thing-straight turn in a circle thing.-Finale! Lift Cass up in the seductive pose.HAHA SO LAME RIGHT.
OBVIOUSLY I DINT JOIN IN I CNT SWIM PROPERLY YET MAH STILL LEARNER AND I DO SYNCHRONISED SWIMMING HAH. wth lah. (: but i appreciate it it was nice. except that the night swimming pool was even better lor(: nicer water ballet then.

But super fun. Xinyi you should have come in! We splashed till she was wet yet she still dun want to come in ... Even though I didn't know how to swim I still went in and eventually learnt how to with someelse's swimming costume(: And we took underwater shots! So cool right :D breathing underwater and somers underwater cool(:

and fel's hot pink butt was so obvious in the background of the other photos that they took D: LAWLS.

Then there was this weird pink woman who got so pissed with us for taking jump shots in the pool she started scolding fel and yingxin for wearing shirt in the pool. she threatened to call security wtheck... and besides she's china/korean PR lah not even singporean. we let u stay our condos u better shut up and live with it if not get out lah... What's her prob lah? Fel's shirt is CLEAN and the colour isn't even running. At least better than her right! Every lap she swims she spits at the side of the pool. eww. and furthermore, when we saw security we kept blocking the others and even gave them (HUGS) to block lah. LOL. and karen and I cam up with like a mini play to suan her. hahahhahah. damn funny and said it loud enough to make her hear. hahaha. lala. and shir and cass swam towards her block her wayyy. HAHA.

I didn't feel THAT hungry during barbeque. I seemed to eat more junk lar. beehoon and brownie and fishalls lar during lunch. I ate many cookies, a bit of twisties, many nuggets, 6 sausages, two slices of garlic bread. 1 chicken wing. 2 corns. and many satays. food ftw lah. And then I was sitting at the steps with Cass and Felicia, staring at the super nice looking pool and sky and talking about stuff. NO ONE ATE FEL'S LETTUCE AND TOMATOES and shir's mushroom eggsDD:But thanks Yingxin for finishing half of her lettuce! and the juniors for the fishballs(: And Gwen, Xinyi, Kelly for eating half of her tomatoes! :D Yingxin was super funny! We couldn't eat in the MRT so she was leaning over the railing where we tap our cards and eating felly's lettuce. Haha then everyone was giving her that weird look. And she was eating in front of the ticket office guy who was also giving the weird look but couldn't fine her cos she wasn't eating inside! The box of lettuce was still outside the station what! HAHA. wtp. :O smart lah.

the different swimming strokes were cool and went for the slides too funny. and we played murderer. winking and hands. and chichitongchak.(cak.) ... i dunnknow what that is lah..

i went home at 10pm. The Quintat. nice house lah the condo(: and the pool the best.
yeah it was really fun. and i was shoddily tiredout more tired than gg for training. who wld have known having fun was tiring too. so i HAD FUN.
the missing line of a usual day. an unremembered phrase.

ummm yeah. the day is so slow today and this is what my friend sent me...

My friend recently sent me these jokes. Its really funny, but quite sick which is very much to usual considering what I am used to these days. haha:P

Dinner Conversation Went Wrong
Wife: "What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?"
Husband: "Definitely not!"
Wife: "Why not? Don't you like being married?"
Husband: "Of course I do."Wife: "Then why wouldn't you remarry?"
Husband: "okay, ... I'd get married again.
"Wife: "You would???" (with a hurtful look on her face)
Husband: (makes an audible groan)
Wife: "Would you sleep with her in our bed?"
Husband: "Where else would we sleep?"
Wife: "Would you replace my pictures with hers?"
Husband: "That would seem like the proper thing to do.
"Wife: "Would she use my golf clubs?"
Husband: "No, ..! .she's left-handed."
Wife: (silence);
Husband : "Oh...Shit."

Phone Call
"Hi honey, this is Daddy... Is your Mommy near the phone?"
"No, Daddy. She's upstairs in the bedroom with Uncle Frank."
After a brief pause, Daddy says, "But you haven't got an Uncle Frank, honey!"
"Oh yes, I do, and he's upstairs in the bedroom with Mommy right now."
"Uh, Okay, then ... here's what I want you to do.Put down the phone, run upstairs and knock on the bedroom door and shout to Mommy and Uncle Frank that Daddy's car just pulled up
outside the house."
"Okay, Daddy!"A few minutes later, the little girl comes back to the phone. "Well, I did what you said, Daddy."
"And what happened?" he asks.
"Well, Mommy got all scared, jumped out of bed with no clothes on and ran around screaming, then she tripped over the rug and fell down the stairs and she's not moving any more."
"Oh no...and what about Uncle Frank?"
"He jumped out of bed with no clothes on too, and he was all scared and he jumped out the back window into the swimming pool.... but he must have forgot that last week you took out all the water to clean it, so he hit the bottom of the swimming pool and he's not moving either."

**** long pause ****
Then Daddy says: "Swimming pool ??? Is this 597-7039?"

The Code

A mother had three daughters and, on each daughter's wedding, she tells each one to write back about their married life. To avoid possible embarrassment to their new husbands by openly discussing their love lives, the mother and daughters agree to use newspaper advertisements as a "code" to let the mother know how their love lives are going.

The first one gets married and the second day the letter arrives with a single message, simply: "MAXWEEL COFFEE HOUSE". Mother got the newspaper and checked the maxwellcoffee house advertisement, and it says: "Satisfaction to the last drop..." so, mother is happy.

Then the second daughter gets married. After a week, there was a message that read: "ROTHMAN`S MATTRESSES". So, the mother looks at the Rothman`s Mattresses ad, and it says: "FULL SIZE, KING SIZE". And Mother is happy.

Then it was the third one's wedding. Mother was anxious! After four weeks came the message: "SAUDI AIRLINES". And mother looks in to the Saudia airlines ad, but this time she fainted.The ad reads:" THREE TIMES A DAY, SEVEN DAYS A WEEK, BOTH WAYS."

Short skirt

On Orchard Road at a busy bus stop, a beautiful Singaporean young lady wearing a tight fitting skirt was waiting for a bus. As the bus stopped and it was her turn to get on, she became aware that her skirt was too tight to allow her leg to come up to the height of the first step of the bus. Slightly embarrassed and with a quick smile to the bus driver, she reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little, thinking that this would give her enough slack to raise her leg. She tried to take the step, only to discover that she couldn't. So, a little more embarrassed, she once again reached behind her to unzip her skirt a little more, and for the second time attempted the step.Once again, much to her chagrin, she could not raise her leg.. With a little smile to the driver, she again reached behind to unzip a little more yet again was unable to take the step. About this time, an Australian who was standing behind her picked her up easily by the waist and placed her gently on the step of the bus.She went ballistic and turned to the would-be Samaritan and yelled,"How dare you touch my body! I don't even know who you are!" The Australian smiled and drawled, "Well, dear, normally I would agree with you, but after you unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured we were already good friends!!!"

Lawls. wth can but yeah thats all I have today ROFL.

well here's a thought for the day and i am having sore throat.

what. a. bad. timing. huh.

sigh.

thats.

life.

but anyway here is the inspriational story yeah(:

THE STARFISH(:
An old man was walking along the beach, when he came upon a part of the sand where thousands of starfish had washed ashore. A little further down the beach he saw a young woman, who was picking up the starfish one at a time and tossing them back into the ocean. "Oh you silly girl," he exclaimed. "You can't possibly save all of these starfish. There's too many." The woman smiled and said, "I know. But I can save this one, " and she tossed another into the ocean, "and this one", toss, "and this one..."

yeah that shld cheer me up though my throat feels swollen and scratchy and i am sure panadol isn't gonna help though!
ciao bellas(: gillian